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Hope Springs Eternal...~Lunar-Club
I hope you start feeling better me love.
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<3!
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Hope Springs Eternal...~Lunar-Club
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I really hate my username.
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*sigh* Yeah...I had a dream about someone (more than once now)...Always a happy dream...not dirty or anything. o_o The scenarios are just...normal...casual...and this person speaks to me and in each dream, an innocent relationship is slowly being formed each time...but then I wake up when this mystery man confesses his love of course...thus finding myself upset...It's been a while since I've felt the happiness felt from a 'special' someone...
Currently, I have a hard time trying to be in another relationship...I'm just not sure of love, and I haven't been for over a year now...I've had my share of crushes here and there...I can't say much about who this is, cause I also know a number of people who would love to start drama and I really don't think I need that right now. But all I can say is I know him, and yet I don't at the same time. I would love to know him though...however, I know in reality he'd be nothing like in my dream...there's nothing I can do at this time....probably never.
Still...I like to think back at my dream and how happy I was...how I wish I could feel that happiness again...
thank you for your time o_o; I tend to go overboard...
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Hope Springs Eternal...~Lunar-Club
And I'm rambling as much as the next person. Don't worry about going overboard, real emotions are things people should show more often. And you're very welcome.
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It's not that I don't want to lose, it's just that I don't want you to win... ... Wait, that's really messed up |
Who the hell wrote this?!
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I may not be a good poet, but I'll say I'm one anyways.
"WWBD?" And it's not Buddha, can you guess?
Tiggo: My sister named my Ass after you.
Me: Yes, I'm an ass!!
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